Melody Maker : 13 Oktober 1984
[Big Flame]
Isn't it surprising how quickly some bands have moved from reaction
to reactionary. SPK have bisected a line between Depeche Mode and Test
Dept and called it home. The Revox was switched on, chains were whipped
against oil drums, while Sinan (dressed in a natty Aikidoh outfit) fended
off blows from a Ninja assassin. To be honest, I've always found Graeme's
changing hairstyle more interesting than his Muzak. But after one number
the tape was halted, and Graeme announced that SPK were unable to continue
their set because of prior arguments with the GLC and its fire regulations.
Oh calamity... and all because his live-on-stage sculptural arc-welding
concept had been dampened. I bet the Vorticists never had this trouble.
After a bewildering five minutes, the crowd finally realised that ol' Graeme
was taking himself seriously, and thus the usual bellicose "we want our
money back" muttering ensued... The Venue revisited.
Outraged punters carpeted the ICA with its own pamphlets in a fierce
display of contempt for one and all. Well what do you expect from half
the population of Camden and South Ken, another Toxteth? Graeme tried to
assuage the foyer "rioters" by indulging in a spot of public speaking,
but his messianic oration seemed to fall on fallow ground. A couple of
constables arrived on the scene just in case this volatile situation were
to erupt into violence. The most serious injury of the evening occurred
when someone slipped over a leaflet.
Meanwhile, the buck was passed from the band, to the ICA, to the GLC,
to the Fire Department and back again. I lost track of it in mid-flight
and went off to find Peely, who had apparently gone home. Smart man that
John, and still one step ahead of the pack - he caught his cold yesterday.
SPK lost a fair few fans today, the ICA were forced to refund pennies,
and the unnamed sculptor (who had caused all the trouble in the first place)
never got to exhibit his works.
No band, no buck, no Peel... Thank God there's still more Harp!
TED MICO